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Tips To Seduce
Dany Johnson
Whether you're on
your third date or your third drink, whether you're with Ms. Right or Ms.
Tonight, there comes the time to make your move. But the unfortunate
mating call of the inebriated and/or socially challenged lezzer usually
goes unanswered. Sure you're out with her, but that doesn't necessarily
mean she wants to get down with you. The truth is, the date is an
audition. If you want a callback, you're going to have to perform well.
We've all experienced an ill-fated pass at one time or another - either as
the recipient or, embarrassingly, as the perpetrator. "My friend set me up
with this nightmare woman," complains Kim, 25. "She stared at me, grabbed
my necklace in her fist and grunted, 'Nice necklace! You look like a
nerd.' I'm like, scary stalker behavior and insults... Yeah, I really want
bee with you!"
We recently
overheard another sad attempt at a Tokyo dyke bar. A tourist slurred,
"Let's go somewhere, right? I need a shag." It's not clear whether the
Japanese recipient of this invitation thought she was being asked to give
the Brit a Farrah hairdo, but clearly the only thing the would-be shagger
wound up slurping that night was her tequila shot.
Tickle her fancy
So we all know what
not to do - at least when we're not actually on a date. But what are the
best ways to get a woman in the mood? The time to plan is before the
nerves get jittery and the drinks start flowing. We've compiled some tips
you should keep in mind:
1.
Be yourself
Confident,
self-assured people who are comfortable with themselves are very sexy!
2.
Dress to impress
Do you have toned
arms, front or back cleavage, a cute tattoo? Whatever it is, feature it!
3.
Keep conversation upbeat and positive
Nothing kills the
mood faster than talking about your boss, your ex or your hemorrhoid
flare-up.
4.
Introduce her proudly
Everyone likes
popular people with interesting friends.
5.
Stay focused on her
Make her the center
of your attention all night.
6.
Flirt with your eyes
Look her up and down
and smile. Look in her eyes when you talk to her.
7.
Create anticipation
Sneak a touch under
the table or get close on the dance floor.
8.
Decorate your pad for maximum appeal
Set the mood with
flattering lighting and music she likes.
9.
Send some playful, suggestive email before your date
One advantage of
dating someone you meet online is you can set the mood before meeting
face-to-face. |
