Babe Beautiful
Carl Davis

Have you ever seen a fat ugly man with a super hot girlfriend? Hell, I see it all them time. Every time it blows my mind. I was out on the beach a little while back and I saw this short bald guy with this total babe. Her legs where golden brown and seemed to go on for ever. She was wearing a skimpy two piece swim suit and her big breasts were almost falling out of her top. There wasn't an ounce of fat on this broad. Her hair was blonde and even in the wind it looked like it didn't get out of place. I looked at her ass as she walked by me. It was unreal. It was a small but firm bubble butt. At that point I was hoping that a car would hit me,

I could be reincarnated as something she would eat so I could pass through those great ass cheeks when she took her next shit. How could a guy who looks like this get a woman like this? I mean, damn, I'm alone choking my chicken while this short bald guy is banging someone like this? It doesn't make sense!

Here is another example.

Me and my buddies went out a few weeks ago for a few beers. I had a few drinks, but I wasn't drunk. I was feeling good. You know that loose feeling you get so you can talk to hot chicks. This hot piece of ass walks in with this dorky looking guy. It blew my mind. He looked like a red neck who was borderline retarded. He was missing his two front teeth, I could see a big wad of snuff in his cheek, his clothes were dirty, and his hair looked like shit. It looked like he went to the barber and they were drunk when they cut his hair. It was shaved on the top, but on the sides and back it was a few inches long. I thought I would going to laugh so hard I piss myself when I got a look at his hair cut.

But he was with this hot piece of ass. It blew my mind. She had on short shorts that really showed off her ass. I mean, I even got a woody when I looked at her. Her ass was firm, like she works out a lot. She had small, but perky breasts. More than enough that I would need to be satisfied, probably a big B small C cup. Her face was gorgeous. I mean she could have been in playboy. There wasn't a blemish on her face. Her lips were full and pouty. They were coated generously with red lipstick. Even her brown hair with blonde highlights was perfect. There wasn't an imperfection about her, except this ugly ass boy friend.

How can a looser get a hot babe like this?

While it tends to blow my mind every time, it isn't really that complicated. Chances are she doesn't know she is hot. She might have lived a sheltered life or new to the big city. It is hard to believe, but this happens more than you may think. She may have a low self esteem. She sees a guy she thinks is hot and thinks that she won't have a chance with him. This is usually the main cause. She feels that she is isn't good looking enough for the hot guys, so she settles for much less. She may think she is so ugly that she deserves the short balding guy without a job.

I also think that when a man sees a super hot woman, it makes him withdrawn. He doesn't think he is good looking enough, have enough money, or good enough smooth talker to win her over. So, they just ignore her. They keep her image in their mind for their spank bank when they are home alone masturbating. You see, chances are the fat bald guy without a job figures it is such a long shot that he would ever get a girlfriend like that, that he actually goes and talks to her. He puts on the charm like a stripper does cheap perfume. He rolls her in it so much that she becomes full of herself. She isn't used to that, she is used to men being fearful of her beauty and not talking to her.

Ahh, that is the secret with the very beautiful women. Most guys write them off and don't hit on them. They figure they don't have what it takes to get them. While they are thinking like this, a total looser is banging a hot piece of ass. Stop taking yourself so seriously! Open up and talk to that hot babe. You will be one of the few that actually do and you will eventually be rewarded. Why let all the losers get the hot babes while you are jacking off looking at them in magazines?

Talk to her for a little while. Test the waters. See if she has a low self esteem or if she just doesn't get enough offers from men. Bring up some small talk and see how she replies. It is a lot like fishing. You put your hook out with bait, if the fish bites you reel it in. If it don't, you keep casting until a fish does bite. What do you have to loose? You have nothing to loose and everything to gain. You might end up with this hot babe in your hot tub wearing nothing but the bubbles!